You may have heard of or about T-Shirt Hell? Probably for all of the wrong reasons. Personally I think it has some good shirts, very funny and not too offensive. But it also has some that go a little too far, even for me.
Well now you can enjoy the slightly twisted humour of T-Shirt Hell without being offended, with the launch of a new and toned down site, TorsoPants.

The site design certainly stands out from the crowd, it’s wacky, quirky and very visual with lots of hidden surprises (like the moving eye near the bottom of the front page). But I am sure the cost of the design will be worth it and in the long run, the site may even rival T-Shirt Hell for revenue.
Part of me immediately thought “man, this is selling out to the extreme”. But then my partner very wisely pointed out that people who don’t ’sell out’ (whatever that really means), tend to be poor. Good point well made.
So to the important part, the tees. Well there are a lot to choose from at launch which is good to ensure momentum, and most of them are at least mildly humourous. But for me, most were just “eh” rather than “hold crap I want that”.
One that did make me chuckle was this one, given that it’s one of my pet peeves with bowling:

Prices are $18 per tee but you do get the huge choice of styles and colours. And the site already appears to have a big following - as comments are allowed on the tees (great idea), it’s clear that many people are taking the effort to have their say and get involved.
Oh wait, I almost forgot the important bit! If you sign up to the site this week, you’ll get 8 TorsoWashingtons (basically dollars that you can only spend on this site) in your account! Which would make your first purchase just $10. Click below to go to the special promo page:

So good luck to TorsoPants, may all your non-offensive dreams come true.